Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly made a move to feed something to a massive alligator. Witnesses report that Trump even got a little a bit personal with the animal, causing some whispering. The {entireincident was captured on video, and clips have instantly gone viral online.
- We don't know why Trump
- deliberately went there
- people are theorizing that he wastesting his bravery
Urgent Update: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President T.D. has encountered a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
A nervous pool boy claim to have seen the former leader battling with the creatures, wielding a silver spoon. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we await official statements from a bewildered Secret Service agent.
Stay tuned for more updates on this completely unexpected event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! President Trump is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, packing click here his best suits. He's even totally plans to build a wall around Alcatraz during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
- Stay tuned for updates on this crazy story!/Follow us for all the latest Trump news!/Don't miss out on this wild ride!
Crocodile Corrections? Absolutely, Claims President Trump
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. That mess down in Florida is gettin' out of hand. They got these alligators runnin' wild. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em wander around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta crack down of these creatures. That's why I say we gotta build a special prison - Alcatraz for crocodiles, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- Drain the Swamp!
The Don's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical golf course, folks. The Commander-in-Chief himself is hitting the swamps on a wild maniacal rampage. That's right, we're talking about Trumpbattling beastly reptiles. Sources say he's packing his a brand new baseball cap and expecting a challenge. Will he make a deal with the biggest gator in the swamp? Only time will tell!
You Won't Believe This! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are seriously gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, former Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild expedition. He's ditching his golf clubs for some serious grit and is going into a cage full of hungry alligators! Sources say that this whole thing was his idea.
What could ever be more wild? Only time will reveal.